Tiny story

Kiddo went out to the patio for something and came back in without closing the bug screen or the sliding door.
Me: can you please close the bug screen?
Him: why?
Me: coz i dont want bugs to come in and bite us
Him: well it can protect you from bugs but not dinosaurs. They can easily break the whole frame.
Me: I will take that chance
He walks begrudgingly to the door saying 'I do know that there are no more dinosaurs'
Yes. Growing up. Getting lazy. And making up stories. Parenting is going to get even more interesting!!!