Tiny story

Me n kiddo were watching peppa pig together. I wondered some time later - "how do the ducks always know when someone has a picnic?" And kiddo goes "well, they can see!"
Havent felt this foolish in a while!

Tiny story

Kiddo: what does 'fuck us' mean?
I could see the world falling around my husband as he realized his 5 year old who he still calls and sees as a baby is asking him this. He is at a loss for words when I chip in and prompt 'where did you see(not hear) this word?'
Kiddo points a box which among a million other words had 'fungus' on it!!!

Cant think of a title

Aaand he gave himself a haircut! Looks like a rat ate parts of his hair!!!

Tiny story

On a weekday morning:
Me: time to go to school
5yo: is it water day today?
Me: no
5yo: is it field trip day?
Me: no
5yo: ohh then there is nothing to do at school. I will stay home today!
Me:       :/

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Kiddo went out to the patio for something and came back in without closing the bug screen or the sliding door.
Me: can you please close the bug screen?
Him: why?
Me: coz i dont want bugs to come in and bite us
Him: well it can protect you from bugs but not dinosaurs. They can easily break the whole frame.
Me: I will take that chance
He walks begrudgingly to the door saying 'I do know that there are no more dinosaurs'
Yes. Growing up. Getting lazy. And making up stories. Parenting is going to get even more interesting!!!

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It was 28th of feb yesterday and I decided to change the month on our calender so that it would now say March. Kiddo walks in on me and looks sad. He says its his dads birthday in march. And I understand he is feeling a lil low because dad gets to have his birthday before he does. But well what can we do about it, right? I moved onto something else and he suddenly starts his happy dance singing 'its my birthday its my birthday'. Apparently one can do something about this stuff. He moved the calender by another month(his bday falls on apr 3) and is now convinced that his birthday is in 3 days. If only everything was that simple!!!